Shoot The Dog Dead

meladoodle:

why do blind people walk their dogs so much

(Source: meladoodle, via precumming)

eyesopenwide:

Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable? I would never decide which one to use. Do. Not. Like.

eyesopenwide:

Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable? I would never decide which one to use. Do. Not. Like.

(Source: manzardcafe, via dutchster)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via dutchster)

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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(via dutchster)

“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down.”
— unknown (via thelesbianguide)

(Source: nerdgurl4shur, via tizzithefantazmic)

dayriderbusking:

metalgasm:

happyhealthytrackster:

I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!

this is my new favourite post ever on anything

Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air

(Source: mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

depressednmoderatelywelldressed:

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening


Messy from start to finish

depressednmoderatelywelldressed:

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

Messy from start to finish

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)